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Urine Test

With all of the political crap going on this day, I’ve heard more than enough talk about what candidates “believe” and how they’re the perfect person for the job.  I’ve heard voters talk about what their key issue is.  Whether it is the size of the government, fiscal responsibility, abortion, gay rights, gun rights, economic recovery… I would dare say that 99% of voters have an item that is their litmus test.

However, I will be using my own method on determining who to vote for:  The urine test.

It’s very simple.  If candidate X were standing before me, on fire, would I bother to piss on them to put out the fire?

I’ve only got 1 problem so far:  I have yet to see a presidential candidate, from any party, that meets that criteria.

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