{"id":80,"date":"2012-01-20T12:16:31","date_gmt":"2012-01-20T18:16:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.deltabravomike.com\/?p=80"},"modified":"2018-04-10T16:42:48","modified_gmt":"2018-04-10T22:42:48","slug":"urine-test","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.deltabravomike.com\/wp35\/?p=80","title":{"rendered":"Urine Test"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>With all of the political crap going on this day, I&#8217;ve heard more than enough talk about what candidates &#8220;believe&#8221; and how they&#8217;re the perfect person for the job.\u00a0 I&#8217;ve heard voters talk about what their key issue is.\u00a0 Whether it is the size of the government, fiscal responsibility, abortion, gay rights, gun rights, economic recovery&#8230; I would dare say that 99% of voters have an item that is their litmus test.<\/p>\n<p>However, I will be using my own method on determining who to vote for:\u00a0 The urine test.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s very simple.\u00a0 If candidate X were standing before me, on fire, would I bother to piss on them to put out the fire?<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve only got 1 problem so far:\u00a0 I have yet to see a presidential candidate, from any party, that meets that criteria.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>With all of the political crap going on this day, I&#8217;ve heard more than enough talk about what candidates &#8220;believe&#8221; and how they&#8217;re the perfect person for the job.\u00a0 I&#8217;ve heard voters talk about what their key issue is.\u00a0 Whether it is the size of the government, fiscal responsibility, abortion, gay rights, gun rights, economic [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[20],"class_list":["post-80","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dbm","tag-politics"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.deltabravomike.com\/wp35\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/80","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.deltabravomike.com\/wp35\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.deltabravomike.com\/wp35\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.deltabravomike.com\/wp35\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.deltabravomike.com\/wp35\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=80"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.deltabravomike.com\/wp35\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/80\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":133,"href":"https:\/\/www.deltabravomike.com\/wp35\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/80\/revisions\/133"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.deltabravomike.com\/wp35\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=80"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.deltabravomike.com\/wp35\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=80"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.deltabravomike.com\/wp35\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=80"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}